Kammitlapflamdossrullraggon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm beaver.

Kammitlapflamdossrullraggon created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Kammitlapflamdossrullraggon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kammitlapflamdossrullraggon, she will cry a lot.

Kammitlapflamdossrullraggon's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Kammitlapflamdossrullraggon's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the north during spring.

2. Never chant in the presence of pigs.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Do not prepare onions while filled with envy.

5. Never talk about optics near grasshopers while wearing pink trousers and balancing three titanium spheres on your legs.