Butmisget is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, self-assured badger.

Butmisget created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butmisget, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Butmisget, it will have a low opinion of you.

Butmisget's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Butmisget's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Shun those given to sloth.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near turtles while wearing red skirts and balancing nine iron spheres on your hands.

5. Pray only in moonlight.