Lakbenpop is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent sheep.

Lakbenpop created the Andromeda Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Lakbenpop, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Lakbenpop, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Lakbenpop's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Lakbenpop's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from red seals for they are unholy.

2. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not stand on grass.