Omin Tomjadwon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, strong slug.

Omin Tomjadwon created oxygen nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omin Tomjadwon, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Omin Tomjadwon, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Omin Tomjadwon's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Omin Tomjadwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Omin Tomjadwon loves goats, so they must be respected.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Always wear plain skirts during rituals.