Hunlatkop is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, fussy dragonfly.

Hunlatkop created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunlatkop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hunlatkop, he will destroy your home planet.

Hunlatkop's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Hunlatkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never touch blood while tainted.