Metzagrat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, competent fish.

Metzagrat created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Metzagrat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Metzagrat, she will turn you into a slug.

Metzagrat's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Metzagrat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

2. Do not consume cucumbers at dawn.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not drink alcohol.