Yaknigsog is a god.

She takes the form of a small, awesome donkey.

Yaknigsog created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Yaknigsog, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yaknigsog, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Yaknigsog's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Yaknigsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Yaknigsog.

3. Worship no other gods but Yaknigsog.

4. You must pray to Yaknigsog five times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.