Libsabtap is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, impressive dove.

Libsabtap created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Libsabtap, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Libsabtap, he will torture you forever.

Libsabtap's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Libsabtap's Holy Commandments

1. Libsabtap must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not record signs concerning asteroids.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never sing near rats.