Teencudbenpog is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking camel.

Teencudbenpog created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Teencudbenpog, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Teencudbenpog, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Teencudbenpog's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Teencudbenpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of secrets.

2. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

3. Never wear violet rings.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Never hop in autumn.