Betmanlim is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unthinking hamster.

Betmanlim created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Betmanlim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Betmanlim, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Betmanlim's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Betmanlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching zinc.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.