Jenkikhit is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, charitable jaguar.

Jenkikhit created the planet Venus eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenkikhit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jenkikhit, it will turn you into a frog.

Jenkikhit's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Jenkikhit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Jenkikhit in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never talk about aardvarks.

3. Never skip in the presence of whales.

4. Always help sick frogs.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jenkikhit.