Zensaghig Panjad is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient gnu.

Zensaghig Panjad created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zensaghig Panjad, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zensaghig Panjad, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zensaghig Panjad's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Zensaghig Panjad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Zensaghig Panjad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help frogs.

5. Always maintain humility during holy days.