Bonkfublag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy aardvark.

Bonkfublag created carbon seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkfublag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bonkfublag, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Bonkfublag's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bonkfublag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

4. Do not travel during winter.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bonkfublag.