Abdobweg is a god.

He takes the form of a small, egotistical swallow.

Abdobweg created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abdobweg, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Abdobweg, he will destroy your home solar system.

Abdobweg's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Abdobweg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never bounce in the presence of elders.

3. Never travel toward the south during summer.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Always wash your back before prayer.