Larpdablin is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous yak.

Larpdablin created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpdablin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Larpdablin, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Larpdablin's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Larpdablin's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

2. Do not dye your hair black.

3. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a room before entering it.

4. Worship no other gods but Larpdablin.

5. Do not travel during spring.