Pontabjen is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, quiet snake.

Pontabjen created dark energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pontabjen, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pontabjen, she will turn you into a sheep.

Pontabjen's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Pontabjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

2. Put Pontabjen first in all things.

3. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.