Bamveglist is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, moody goose.

Bamveglist created an electron six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamveglist, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bamveglist, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bamveglist's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bamveglist's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never mix tomatoes with blood.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bamveglist.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bamveglist.