Weglikdod Pidjantam is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited frog.

Weglikdod Pidjantam created the world four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weglikdod Pidjantam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Weglikdod Pidjantam, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Weglikdod Pidjantam's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Weglikdod Pidjantam's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not wear jumpers marked with purple.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics near grasshopers while wearing green kilts.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Weglikdod Pidjantam in the centre of the settlement.