Dissminmit is a god.

He takes the form of a small, narcissistic newt.

Dissminmit created a bottom quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Dissminmit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dissminmit, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dissminmit's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dissminmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Dissminmit loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

3. Always make sure there are no bats in a building before entering it.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not listen to music.