Dobham is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, idiotic gorilla.

Dobham created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobham, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dobham, it will be very sad.

Dobham's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dobham's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Dobham.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Feed all hungry sharks.