Canparkdap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent alligator.

Canparkdap created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Canparkdap, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Canparkdap, it will destroy your home planet.

Canparkdap's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Canparkdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.

2. Do not step barefoot upon indigo earth.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Never talk about dark matter.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.