Jabzigrot Rilyarp is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, competent penguin.

Jabzigrot Rilyarp created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Jabzigrot Rilyarp, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jabzigrot Rilyarp, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jabzigrot Rilyarp's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Jabzigrot Rilyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Jabzigrot Rilyarp loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

3. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Worship no other gods but Jabzigrot Rilyarp.