Manlogyok is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, narcissistic capybara.

Manlogyok created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manlogyok, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Manlogyok, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Manlogyok's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Manlogyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Heed all portents.

3. Never approach crossroads carrying stone.

4. Never think about optics near great tits while wearing purple ear rings and balancing three nickel spheres on your neck.

5. Always share lemons with strangers, but never with turtles.