Bugfarnbap is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, egotistical lion.

Bugfarnbap created the Small Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bugfarnbap, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bugfarnbap, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bugfarnbap's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bugfarnbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never record names.

2. Do not resist chaos.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Never sing in the presence of elders.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.