Gepratbot is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous unicorn.

Gepratbot created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepratbot, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepratbot, it will have a low opinion of you.

Gepratbot's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Gepratbot's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange tapirs for they are unholy.

2. Never carve symbols of galaxies into wood.

3. Never sing in the presence of cats.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Never record names.