Sanvegflan is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, astonishing beaver.

Sanvegflan created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanvegflan, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sanvegflan, she will send you a sign.

Sanvegflan's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Sanvegflan's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with patience when addressing elders.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Never gather seven foxes in one place.

4. Retreat if five eagles approach from the east.

5. Never wear kilts.