Gebquillfum is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, confident goat.

Gebquillfum created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebquillfum, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gebquillfum, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gebquillfum's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Gebquillfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never feed spinach to monkeys while wearing hats.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gebquillfum.