Larnhanvab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, clever goat.

Larnhanvab created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Larnhanvab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Larnhanvab, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Larnhanvab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Larnhanvab's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always count to four before sleeping.

4. Always act with purity when addressing elders.

5. Never remain kneeling at midday.