Gumbifrag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, effective yak.

Gumbifrag created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumbifrag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gumbifrag, he will turn you into a worm.

Gumbifrag's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gumbifrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of cats.

2. Always count to seven before sleeping.

3. Never talk about tapirs.

4. Never mix tomatoes with oil.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Gumbifrag in the centre of the settlement.