Quagcepfas is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, overgenerous snail.

Quagcepfas created Europe seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagcepfas, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quagcepfas, it will manifest in front of you.

Quagcepfas' most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Quagcepfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Quagcepfas' name in vain.

2. Do not leap at crossroads.

3. Do not kill manatees.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never touch water while clean.