Wipnakstrag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, all-knowing ant.

Wipnakstrag created a down quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipnakstrag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wipnakstrag, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wipnakstrag's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Wipnakstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Feed all hungry great tits.

3. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

4. Never wear yellow jumpers.

5. Never talk about amino acids.