Dannarhabnurt is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, wise walrus.

Dannarhabnurt created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dannarhabnurt, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dannarhabnurt, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Dannarhabnurt's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Dannarhabnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick cats.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Dannarhabnurt must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not hurt seals.