Cimcissjin is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, emotional
shrew.
Cimcissjin created Africa four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cimcissjin, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Cimcissjin, he will have a low opinion of you.
Cimcissjin's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.
Cimcissjin's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about electromagnetism.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Never write about the weak nuclear force.
5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.