Fendognig is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, all-knowing manatee.

Fendognig created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fendognig, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fendognig, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fendognig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fendognig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bread to whales while wearing fawn hats.

2. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

3. Never talk about gravity near capybaras while wearing gray stockings and balancing seven lead spheres on your hands.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.