Bimhatkik is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, blissful ant.

Bimhatkik created a Higgs boson eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimhatkik, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bimhatkik, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bimhatkik's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bimhatkik's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large copper sculpture of Bimhatkik on top of all buildings.

2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Bimhatkik in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never eat apples on days of mourning.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a room before entering it.

5. Do not commit murder.