Gomhigganhap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unthinking penguin.

Gomhigganhap created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomhigganhap, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Gomhigganhap, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gomhigganhap's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gomhigganhap's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross mountains at midnight.

2. Do not place pineapples upon stone.

3. Gomhigganhap must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never speak aloud of names.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.