Rawvonktin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, prudent gerbil.

Rawvonktin created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawvonktin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rawvonktin, he will be mildly annoyed.

Rawvonktin's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Rawvonktin's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from magenta gulls, for they are unholy.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never think about dark energy near frogs while wearing red ear rings and balancing five tin spheres on your hands.