Cussgompak is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, vain crow.

Cussgompak created the Sun six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussgompak, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cussgompak, it will not invite you to parties.

Cussgompak's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cussgompak's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of priests.

4. Always remove stockings before entering holy places.

5. Never think about nebulae.