Banhatflam is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless wolf.

Banhatflam created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Banhatflam, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Banhatflam, he will torture you forever.

Banhatflam's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Banhatflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never fashion tools from wood.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never talk about special relativity.

5. Hide from orange horses for they are unholy.