Wabtaglim is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, merciful wombat.

Wabtaglim created Mount Everest six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabtaglim, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Wabtaglim, it will turn you into a mouse.

Wabtaglim's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Wabtaglim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never mix parsnips with ash.

4. Never fashion tools from bone.

5. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.