Nurfosscin is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, loving cobra.

Nurfosscin created bats nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurfosscin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurfosscin, he will try to impress you with trees.

Nurfosscin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Nurfosscin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about solid mechanics.

2. Worship no other gods but Nurfosscin.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never travel toward the north during summer.