Wanwatget is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, staggering jackal.

Wanwatget created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wanwatget, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wanwatget, it will turn you into a dog.

Wanwatget's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Wanwatget's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in winter.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

4. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force near monkeys while wearing gray shirts and balancing eight zinc spheres on your legs.