Pibvadlab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, merciless snake.

Pibvadlab created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pibvadlab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pibvadlab, it will think nothing of it.

Pibvadlab's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Pibvadlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Always obey Pibvadlab's priests.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

5. Always help sick cats.