Tommisbog is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, almighty cat.

Tommisbog created gold eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tommisbog, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tommisbog, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Tommisbog's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Tommisbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at towers at dusk.

2. Do not kill squirrels.

3. Never feed lots of apples to cats while wearing white shorts.

4. Run away if five dolphins approach from the west.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tommisbog.