Mignig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, amazing meerkat.

Mignig created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mignig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mignig, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Mignig's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Mignig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet pigs for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mignig.

3. Hide if nine geese approach from the west.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Learn four new languages a year.