Timmadmilflatjinnursom is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind wyvern.

Timmadmilflatjinnursom created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Timmadmilflatjinnursom, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Timmadmilflatjinnursom, it will think nothing of it.

Timmadmilflatjinnursom's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Timmadmilflatjinnursom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not trade with those who eat onions.