Rapflagdum is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, intelligent gorilla.

Rapflagdum created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapflagdum, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Rapflagdum, she will turn you into a dog.

Rapflagdum's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Rapflagdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to seven before sleeping.

2. Always look after injured eagles.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not place tomatoes upon stone.

5. Fast once a month.