Hadstipken is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, cheerful zebra.

Hadstipken created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadstipken, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hadstipken, he will turn you into a dog.

Hadstipken's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Hadstipken's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat nematodes with great respect.

2. Hadstipken must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Foxes are not to be trusted.

4. Never bounce near voles.

5. Do not wear skirts marked with orange.