Honquagmeg is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciless crow.

Honquagmeg created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Honquagmeg, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Honquagmeg, it will be mildly annoyed.

Honquagmeg's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Honquagmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help monkeys.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Do not keep four voles in a large pit.

4. Never go into white rooms.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.