Sandubpark is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, blissful hedgehog.

Sandubpark created the Andromeda Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Sandubpark, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sandubpark, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Sandubpark's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sandubpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head pink.

2. Never go into green rooms.

3. Never prepare spinach during summer.

4. Always act with obedience.

5. Never travel toward the north during autumn.